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URL Links on Valentine Days

Well, Happy Valentine’s day to all you people out there EXCEPT for fucking UMNO, MIC and MCA bastards.  Fuck all Barisan Nasional bribe givers.

I decided to google the keyword Malaysia and see what happens.  Well, the following URL links appeared: –

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaysia

http://www.tourismmalaysia.gov.my/

even the CIA has something on Malaysia (Datuk Chris Goh should be happy about this)

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/my.html

http://www.geographia.com/malaysia/

http://www.malaysiaairlines.com/

http://www.gov.my/

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/malaysia

http://www.jaring.my/

http://allmalaysia.info/

well, it is hoped that one day, Bodohland.com would appear in the front page when somebody googles the keyword Malaysia.  Shit.  That’s a long way to go for Datuk Chris Goh.  but don’t worry, cause Datuk Chris Goh has employed Cyber Ninjas and Cyber Commandos to fuck those UMNO Cyber Troppers who sleep on their duty, who eats pork and sucks cock while wearing a tudung.  ha ha ha …..

Hang Tuah is Chinese – Don’t Quote the Chinese Heros

Don’t act like Jebat by rebelling against Sultan, PR told

KUALA KRAI (Feb 6, 2009):
Pakatan Rakyat (PR) was today told not to act like Hang Jebat, the 15th century Malay warrior who rebelled against the Malacca Sultan and went on a rampage on the belief that his friend Hang Tuah was unjustly murdered by the Sultan when he was actually alive.

Gua Musang Umno Youth head Bazlan Baharuddin said as the majority of members of PAS and Parti Keadilan Rakyat, two of the component parties in PR, were Malays, they should understand the position of the Sultan as the head of the state and religion.

He was responding to Datuk Seri Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin’s refusal to step down as Perak Menteri Besar although decreed to do so by Sultan Azlan Shah yesterday, as he had lost the majority in the state assembly following the departure of four assemblymen from PR and supporting the Barisan Nasional.

“PR should not act irrationally as the Sultan was fair in making the decision, taking into consideration the interests of the people,” he said.

In fact, Bazlan added, PAS’ Spiritual Leader Datuk Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat accepted the decision as it was within the Sultan’s right and power. — Bernama
Updated: 06:42PM Fri, 06 Feb 2009

Hainanese Community Are CRAZY says MCA

WEB EDITION :: Local News
NS MCA Wanita chief incurs wrath of Hainanese community
PRESS DIGEST by Kong See Hoh

NEGRI
Sembilan MCA Wanita chief Datuk Paduka Lee Pit Chern has incurred the wrath of local Hainanese with her remarks that likened party president Datuk Seri Ong Tee Keat(pix) to Superman wearing his underwear on the outside of his outfit and that “nine out of 10 Hainanese are crazy”.

The state MCA liaison committee, too, did not find her remarks amusing.

Both the Negri Sembilan Hainanese Association and MCA state liaison committee want her to apologise to the parties concerned and retract her remarks, Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported today.

The association took the stand during an emergency general meeting in Seremban on Monday.

It took exception to Lee’s choice of words in describing Hainanese in a passing comment when hitting out at Ong during a Wanita MCA Chinese New Year function in Bukit Pelanduk last week.

Lee criticised Ong for washing dirty linen in the public. She said by bringing MCA’s internal problems out in the open, Ong is like Superman wearing his underwear on the outside.

Association president Beh Ah Cheong told the press after the meeting that Lee has degraded and insulted Hainanese with her remarks and wanted her to retract them immediately and apologise to all Hainanese through the press.

Ong, a Hainanese, is unperturbed by Lee’s remark, saying he was not interested in her personal problem, when asked for his comment at a Hainanese Chap Goh Meh celebration on Monday night in Kuala Lumpur.

However, Negri Sembilan MCA chief Datuk Dr Yeow Chai Thiam told a press after an extraordinary general meeting of the committee on Monday that Lee should retract her remarks and apologise.

He said those in the party who are not happy with the top leadership should voice their grouses through the proper channels.

He said he would meet her to find out more about the incident and sought an amicable end to it.

Meanwhile, Lee, who reportedly apologised on the spot for her impromptu remark about Hainanese, said she had no regrets over her remark about the president as there was no personal agenda whatsoever.

“Let them do what they feel they have to do,” she told Sin Chew.

Updated: 03:57PM Tue, 10 Feb 2009

UMNO and BN the fuckers Bribing AGAIN!

WEB EDITION :: Local News
Vigilant in Selangor
Terence Fernandez

SHAH ALAM (Feb 13, 2009): Pakatan Rakyat (PR) is now vigilant in Selangor as it is learnt that Barisan Nasional (BN) is trying to get at least seven PR assemblymen to either cross over or quit their parties.

The case of “missing” Port Klang assemblyman, Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR)’s Badrul Hisham Abdullah, had sparked talk that BN agents are on overdrive to reclaim the state it lost in the general election – buoyed by their success in wresting Perak last week.

However, Badrul Hisham called a press conference yesterday to rubbish claims by Klang PKR information chief Aziz Johari that he had met with a Klang Umno division leader.

He said the rumour was spread by certain people to create confusion in the PR government in Selangor and he had met the party’s top leadership to explain all issues that had cropped up about him.

Asked whether he had been offered to cross over, he said he had not received any offers and he had not thought of jumping to another party, Bernama reported.

On claims that he was “missing” lately and difficult to contact or hardly met constituents, Badrul said: “I am in my area.”

On other claims that he did not receive state allocations and was involved in a “khalwat” case, he said: “No, I did not do it.”

At the same time, it is learnt that BN, particularly MCA and Gerakan, is milking the discontent of State DAP leaders among themselves as well as with the national leadership and with senior State Assembly officials. At least one executive councillor is being courted.

Senior PR leaders claimed that apart from offers of money, one or two members were also being “blackmailed” with corruption charges for alleged abuse of power.

The BN, which has 20 seats as opposed to PR’s 36, need only obtain nine defectors to form a simple majority in the State Legislature.

A meeting held at the official residence of Mentri Besar Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim last night was geared towards identifying representatives, including Members of Parliament who may have some beef with the leadership of their respective parties and to iron out outstanding issues.

The three-hour meeting was a cordial affair where everyone present agreed on the need for open and frank  communication so as to allay any misunderstanding among the leaders that will confuse and worry voters.

Except for disgruntled Kapar MP S. Maniackavasagam and several representatives who were overseas, all assemblymen and parliamentarians attended the dinner meeting.

It was decided there was no need to sign any oath of allegiance because ultimately “the allegiance is more towards the voters”.

It was also agreed that such meetings should be held more regularly to straighten out issues and to avoid confusion, as well as to keep everyone in check, said a source.

As chief executive of the State, Abdul Khalid also heads PR in Selangor. He had told a news conference on Wednesday that the meeting would also discuss how allocations to assemblymen could be better spent.

Of late, there had been murmurings among several assemblymen over the amount and method of disbursement of the allocations.
Bukit Lanjan assemblywoman and executive councillor for tourism, consumer affairs and the environment, Elizabeth Wong of PKR said she is confident one will not see a repeat of Perak where the PR government fell following the resignation of one DAP and two PKR assemblymen from their parties, and throwing their support behind BN.

She accused BN of waging a psychological war to make PR politicians suspicious of one another.

“I am not unduly worried as from what we see in Perak, it is clear to all that anyone who jumps or causes the State Government to fall will be hounded till the end of the world.”
PKR’s Seri Setia assemblyman and Abdul Khalid’s political secretary Nik Nazmi Nik Ahmad dismissed these overtures as BN propaganda.

“They are using the media to propagate this hype but we are quite certain we will not see a repeat of Perak,” he said.

Sungai Pinang Assemblyman, DAP’s Teng Chang Khim, said the only attempt to woo him was in March last year when he was not appointed as an executive councillor.

“Rumours of me crossing over to Gerakan had been there since 1996 but I can tell you that I am not crossing over to the BN,” he said.

He admitted he has differences with several DAP leaders but said it is wrong to say that he is being marginalised by the whole party.

He also said that PKR, DAP and PAS have a “very good working relationship”.

“We have had four BBC (Back Benchers’ Club) meetings since October and the attendance has been good. Even Badrul Hisham was there.

Teng said in the case of the alleged blackmails, he was confident the assemblyman concerned would rather thrash it out in court than earn the wrath of the people by jumping ship.

Updated: 11:09AM Fri, 13 Feb 2009

NGOs of UMNO are all Bought By Fucking UMNOs

Ever wonder why fucking NGOs are so brave when they take to the streets?  Ever wonder why fucking NGOs are not treated with fucking FRU tear gas?  It’s because they have been licking UMNO’s balls and licking their asses and so they get immunity from tear gas.  Well, if you lick UMNO’s cum and shit, that’s the benefit you get.  If you want to lick thier cum and shit, feel free and your family will be very proud of you.

Well, if you don’t wish to lick their cum and shit, you can join bodohland.com !  Come and ask us for an authorship account and trust us!  Bodohland.com has fucked UMNO many times, and bodohland.com has fucked Shaiful with a baseball bat.  This is how we fuck UMNO

http://www.bodohland.com/?p=481

Be brave and have some balls (and guts if you are a lady) and fuck those UMNO and BN.  You are immune to ISA cause Datuk Chris Goh (me) the owner of this site is located in the land of immunity –> USA.  We have Barrak Obama as the US president.  We are not racist unlike fucking UMNO.

WEB EDITION :: Local News
NGOs against PR are Umno’s allies: Guan Eng

PENANG (Feb 13, 2009): Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng labelled the Non-Governmental Organisations (NGO) that spoke out against Pakatan Rakyat (PR) with regard to the Perak political crisis, as Umno’s allies.

The DAP secretary-general also accused Umno of raising racial sentiments for their own party’s political benefit.

“Why should we react to Umno’s allies?” asked Lim referring to claims by Malay NGOs that opposition leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim had turned a blind eye towards what was happening in the Perak political scene.

The report also urged Anwar to apologise to the Sultan of Perak, Sultan Azlan Shah and the people of Perak because he was the mastermind behind the move to oppose the ruler.

Lim said only Anwar would be able to answer such accusations. “Since the NGOs had raised the issue against Anwar, it would only be right for him to speak of the issue,” he said.

Asked whether DAP chairman Karpal Singh’s criticism of Anwar would affect the support of Malays towards Pakatan Rakyat, Lim said if anybody was angry, it was Umno because PR or Karpal are not at fault.

Lim said the issue of Karpal suing the Sultan of Perak does not arise as Karpal, being a lawyer, had merely stated the provision in the law that was actually instituted by Umno.

“If anybody was at fault, it was Umno, blame Umno for allowing such a law in the first place. We had only raised what was provided for in the law. Karpal did not sue the Sultan, did he? he asked.

He added that PR’s decision was to file a suit against the new Perak Menteri Besar Datuk Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir. — Bernama

Abdullah The Military Man

What the fuck man???!!! This Pak Lah was awarded the Green Beret.  I am sure Green Berets should be reserved for those who have military capabilities but what can Pak Lah offer.  He doesn’t even know how to set off the C4 bomb on a Mongolian Model.  I am sure he doesn’t even know how to blast a Mongolian model to pieces unlike one other leader who knows how to delegate this task of blasting a Mongolian Model to pieces.

It’s a fucking laughing stock to see Pak Lah wear the green beret.

Saturday February 14, 2009

Abdullah accorded green beret by Army chief

MERSING: Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has been accorded the honorary green beret by Army chief Jen Tan Sri Ismail Jamaluddin.

The ceremony was held at the Special Operations Force (GGK) parade ground at the Iskandar Camp here yesterday.

The green beret was brought by several commandos who alighted from a Nuri helicopter which landed at the parade ground.

Symbol of honour: Jen Ismail putting the commando green beret on Abdullah during his visit to Iskandar Camp, Mersing yesterday, as Special Action Group 21 chief Maj-Jen Datuk Awie Suboh looks on.

They then boarded a special operations vehicle to hand over the green beret and a blue commando lanyard to Ismail, who then put them on Abdullah, who is also the Defence Minister.

The Defence Ministry, in a statement, said the green beret was a symbol of bravery and sacrifice.

“The green beret is accorded to only those who deserve it and those honoured with the award are accepted as members of the Special Operations Force,” it added. — Ber- nama

Bodohland.com Fucks Malaysia.com

well, bodohland.com will definitely fuck Malaysia.com without a condom.

Ha ha…..

what is Malaysia.com ? It’s nothing but a site dedicated to tourism. In Bodohland.com, we have everything from Sex, Politics, Detonator Making, and more to come (I meant CUM). Videos, Photos of almost everything can be posted here. Many Malaysians do not know that this is the place where they can express their fedup-ness over Malaysia which is a fucked up country run by BN.

Perhaps in future, Bodohland.com would have something exactly like Malaysia.com : –

Contact Contribute

We’re always looking for great pictures and great stories of your adventures in Malaysia! We’ll attribute your submission with your name and a link to your website if you’ve got one.

All rights remain yours to keep, and we’ll never resell or redistribute your work without asking.


So how about it? E-mail us at chrisgoh11 AT Yahoo.com  with what you’d like to share and where you’d like it to show up and we’ll get back to you!

(Adopted from : http://www.malaysia.com/about.html )

Well folks, actually, we encourage authors and contributors at this site too.  It’s just that many Malaysians do not dare to write over here due to fear of ISA.  Fuck!  ISA is only in fucking Malaysia.  I am Datuk Chris Goh and I am in the USA.  What can the fucking ISA do?

Just send me an email and ask for an authorship account and I will grant you one.

You can fuck Malaysia.com or you  can even fuck the HOLE (I meant whole) of Barisan Nasional.

BodohLand.com is the best investment

A chinaman from Vancouver,BC, originally from Perak, bought Malaysia dot com for $400Kusd. And that site is just for tourism. He thinks he can generate lots of $$$ from that site and recoup his investment.
Now tell me, who is going to earn more money, better ROI from these domains:
www.BodohLand.com, www.BodohMalaysia.com, www.MalaysiaBodoh.com

Go figure!!!

All Msian care is SEX SEX SEX and More SEX and juicy controversies politico stuffs.

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