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Politicians got bought by the casinos-

–fucking real Malaysia Bodoh!!!-Politicians got bought by the casinos-you can view porn but cannot have fun!!!

LABUAN: Police detained six men and crippled an Internet gambling syndicate here after raiding three premises operating as gambling dens.

The raids were conducted from 6pm to 9pm on Friday at Jalan Tun Mustapha, Shore Complex opposite Utama Jaya and next to Milimewa Superstore, Labuan Police Chief Supt Saiman Kasran told Bernama here Sunday.

He said that more than 60 units of computers and several tables were also seized in the raid.

The six, which included Filipinos, are to be charged in court soon. – Bernama

He is the REAL MAN!!!

Hurray-he is the MAN!!! a real MAN!

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Award-winning teacher’s secret – reading and sex

KUALA TERENGGANU: Reading and having sex nightly. That, says Tokoh Nilam award winner Alias Ismail, is the secret to his seemingly boundless energy during the day.

Even his colleagues have been left wondering how the teacher manages to remain energetic enough to conduct additional co-curriculum activities until the late evening.

Alias Ismail

“They always ask me whether I consume jamu (traditional herbs) to keep me going,” said the 41-year-old yesterday.

“Often, they are astonished when I tell them that it’s actually an active sex life and reading that makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.”

Alias is the inaugural recipient of the state-initiated award to honour a teacher who has managed outstanding achievements in education.

He received the award from Mentri Besar Datuk Ahmad Said at Dewan Al-Muktafi Billah Shah, Universiti Darul Iman Malaysia here.

Alias also received a sponsored package to perform the haj.

The father of four said he made it a point to have sex daily before he and his wife retired for the night and felt it made him more agile and active.

“A good and legitimate sexual relationship is a kind of energy booster for me and my wife that has not only kept our marriage ties cordial but also made our bodies and brains functioning remarkably,” he added.

Alias, who teaches Bahasa Malaysia at SMK Menerong in Hulu Terengganu, said he was able to concentrate on his work after a “blissful” night with his wife.

He added that it was also a nightly ritual for both him and his wife, Rosmahwati Abdullah, 41, to read a few pages of a book and have an intellectual conversation before moving on to other “activities”.

The couple have been doing this since their marriage 25 years ago and they have a collection of 1,000 books, including romance novels.

He has also shared his secret with his eldest son, now 23.

Always saving their stinking Malay Assses

Always giving freebies to the Malays…what more do you want?? Fucking ass holes

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Keep the NEP, forget NEM, says congress panellist

KUALA LUMPUR: The New Eco-nomic Model is ineffective in strengthening Bumiputra economic participation, said a panellist of a bumiputra economic congress.

Datuk Prof Ramlah Adam, a lecturer from Universiti Teknologi Mara (UITM), and fellow panellists had urged the Government to continue with affirmative action under the New Economic Policy (NEP) to safeguard the interest of the bumiputras.

“Why challenge the NEP which was working so well?” she said at the congress organised by the Malay Consultative Council here yesterday.

The congress was attended by 1,125 participants from 126 Malay non-governmental organisations including Perkasa. Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak had unveiled the NEM in March to liberalise the economy. Among other things, NEM aims to eradicate poverty and give equal opportunities to all Malaysians, regardless of race.

Another panellist, Datuk Akbar Ali, a former executive director of the Malacca Economic Action Plan Council, said it was difficult for Bumiputras to participate in private sector projects. He questioned why the private sector had demanded government procurement projects which were reserved for the bumiputras.

The congress also passed an emergency resolution calling for the board of Sime Darby Bhd to resign over the RM1.3bil losses the group had incurred.

It said it was inappropriate to put the blame solely on the group president and chief executive who was forced to take leave of absence in connection with cost overruns from projects in Qatar and the Bakun hydro-electric dam.

“We urge the whole board including the chairman and senior executives to resign. Otherwise, the Government should remove them,” it said.

All websites are freaking BS

As you all know, all websites are freaking full of BS except BodohLand.com and www.BullShitWebsites.com

If you think you can make mucho bucks on the internet domains, think again.Go read www.BullShitDomains.com.

Why waste your freaking time creating stupid silly self service sites of yours..thinking people will read…ha ha-nobody gives a shit about your freaking BS blogs.

Let put it this way, all Msians cannot afford to buy domains as they cost about $50rinngit and the renewal fees are just too high for Msians. So how can Msians and those 3rd world countries afford those domain fees plus the shiddy domain hosting from Msia?

After all, all the good domains area already taken.

The only people making money on the internet are me and the rest of the professional domainers–as for the rest of you–too bad.

Keep on reading here and watch those porn at www.MalaysiaYouTube.com and make me rich!!! terima kasih.

By the way, all those Msian bloggers- the ISA are watching you.  All the politico Bloggers are in jail!!! too bad the freedom of speech and the 1st Amendment do not apply to you Msians.

If you want to post, you know how to contact me.  I can post whatever shit I want because I am Mr.Obama protects my rights.

Terima Kasih,

DatukGoh.com

p/s ISA– please shut down all the blogger sites in Msia  and the Malaysiakini— all of you will be coming here for the latest news!!!

My Guide to SEO and Success

This is a guide I worked out myself from what I have observed and learned in the field of SEO.

Keyword Research

  • Work out the best keywords to target based on relevance and KEI for each webpage on the site (or as many as possible).
  • Limit the KWs to target of each page to 1 or 2 one phrase.
  • To keep track of which keywords the pages has to target put them in the Meta KW tag, a very good tag to keep track of this, hehe.

On-Page Optimization

  • Domain name: Get the most important KW in the domain name. Don’t make it look spammy, if the visitor feels it spammy, Google for sure also thinks so.
  • Title: Try to make variations of the KW. Don’t repeat the same word more than 2 times and not after each other. Keep company name in the end of the title if branding is needed.
  • Internal navigation: Each web page HAS to be reachable within two clicks (if not a site based on a db). If not with navigation structure then with a sitemap. Isolate if any webpages are more important than others and if so, get more links to it. For example if the homepage is very important make a link to it from each page – both for the visitors and for the SEs. Avoid navigation with flash or some complex js – but if you HAVE to keep it then have a normal HTML navigation on the bottom of the page.
  • Use H1 and H2 tags with KWs in them and define them in the CSS file. Use the headings in a sensible and logical way to avoid possible filters.
  • Meta desc: KW in the beginning, action for the visitor in the end.
  • KW rich text starts early in the source: Use CSS-P for this and get the CSS and JS in external files.
  • Page contains a lot of text: You should strive for to keep your web pages at least 250 words each.
  • Use the Title attribute in the anchor tags.
  • Use ALT description tags on the images.
  • Use the strong tag if possible to emphasize KWs.
  • Spread out the KWs in the body text. Avoid a too high density, if it feels a bit spammy, reduce it. You write for the visitors not the SEs.
  • In case you have any tables use the summary attribute.
  • Use XHTML and put all design in the external CSS file to reduce the file sizes and make it “easier” for the spiders to see the content.
  • Avoid frames and flash based site.
  • Avoid poison words in the title, headings, file name and other important places.
  • Use static URLs. If you use a db get it mod_rewritten.
  • Use dashes in the URLs. Confirmed by my own SEO test as well as on the Google blog by GG as well as Matt Cutts.
  • Keep your files under 100K. (spiders may disregard additional)
  • If needed break up words in the source so they form keywords by using “word-spacing:-4px” with CSS.
  • Have your content change/updated on a regular basis so the spiders will come more often. If this is not done manually you can rotate/randomize text with PHP. This maybe also will rank you higher.
  • Avoid ANY kind of bad hat SEO or anything could mistakenly be seen as bad hat. This includes doorways, non-301 redirects, hidden texts or links, spamming, mirror domains, cloaking etc.
  • Validate the code by W3C so you make it easier for the SE spiders.
  • Never link to any site that could be seen as a bad site.
  • Use 301 to get the PR on one version of the domain name (confirmed by GG on WMW and by Matt Cutts on his blog)
  • If you have any link to an unimportant page let say copyright terms on each page use the rel=nofollow so that you distribute the PR more to your other pages than that one.

Off-Page Optimization

  • Get links from high PR pages to your site. Try to have them related in the same theme. Avoid excessive reciprocal linking, it could be penalized – three way linking is better.
  • Avoid temporary links to your site, the older they are the better.
  • Get your KWs in the anchor text of the links to your site.
  • Avoid excessive crosslinking.
  • Whenever you feel that “now I have enough links”, set a new goal to double them.
  • Good ways to get links: Write and submit high quality articles to article sites, write something unique and useful, get into niche directories (also general once are ok.) But avoid the FFA type in which there is no approval.
  • Make a Google sitemap and submit it.
  • Get a reliable host that has more than 99% uptime, is fast and is not hosting bad sites (you don’t want to be in a bad neighbourhood.)
  • Submit your site to SEs and directories ONLY manually.

Factors in the Long Run

  • Content is not King. UNIQUE content is King. Huge difference. Write something valuable that has not been written before and you will see what I mean.
  • Add more unique content on a regular basis. Try to write at least an article or web page with text per week.
  • Build your web site big. One big good one is much better than 10 small not-so-good ones.
  • Have good statistics and analyze from where you get your visitors, their paths on your site and finetune it.
  • Observe: Look and observe all the time. Check the SERPs, check the stats, check this, check that and learn. If something goes good reinforce it, if something was not good remedy it.

Personal Recommendations

  • If you have a site about information try to specialize it in a certain niche.
  • Make a SEO friendly directory in your niche of speciality. You will get a huge benefit of this. You can ask or make them sign up for your newsletter when submitting their site. When you send your newsletter make it valuable information and you won’t get any unsubscribers.
  • Do your research before starting a new site. Look at which sites are already existing, what is needed and wanted and then make one that is the best in a certain field. Like if you find there is 20 similar sites like the one you want to make, figure out how you can make it the best of them.
  • If you offer services try to always give more than what is expected and you will build up a good reputation.
  • Find forums in your special field and provide useful information and help people by answering their questions etc. Have your site in the signature and you will see that it will be more known.
  • In the bodytext concentrate on the visitor and not on yourself.
  • If you have a site that sells things or services, don’t speak about money the first thing but how you can help the visitor. In addition add pages to the site with valuable information that will drive visitors to the site that maybe is not interested in your services but maybe in some month will be.
  • The big search engines have million of variables in their algo, don’t try to cheat it. Spend the time writing instead.
  • Study the SEO field by reading articles and forums to learn more each day and catch the algo changes and follow up with finetuning your site.

Best Personal Advice

  • Don’t make a web site to make money, make a web site to the benefit and help to your visitors and you will see that the money will come.

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Malaysians unemployed?

Five reasons why graduates are unemployed–I can think 100000000 reasons why local Msians are unemployed!!!READ BODOHLAND.COM AND YOU WILL BE EDUCATED.

1: they must be malay graduate?

2: tidak apa attitude

3:oh never mind-just show your Bumiputra malay card and you can get hired by the UMNO

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/2/27/nation/20100227211559&sec=nation

KUALA TERENGGANU: Lack of industrial training and poor English are among five factors why graduates are unemployed, according to a study conducted by the Federation of Malaysian Manufacturers (FMM).

Other factors are low problem-solving skills, job-hopping and lack of self-confidence, said Higher Education Ministry student development and affairs director Prof Dr Mohd Fauzi Ramlan.

He said as graduates were bogged down with their poor communication skills in English, they should improve their command of the language.

“They have themselves to blame if they fail to convince employers on their potential,” he said when closing a two-day graduate etiquette programme at Universiti Malaysia Terengganu here Saturday.

He said graduates should also avoid being choosy about jobs and shrug off bad attitude of preferring to work in ones’ hometown. – Bernama