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Sodomy in Malaysia

Najib, Pak Lah and the rest of the fuckers are so eager to fucking frame Anwar by accusing Anwar of fucking Shaiful’s virgin ass hole.

Well, why aren’t Najib, Pak Lah and that fucking UMNO club of corruption taking action against this two Malays sodomising each other in public?  Let’s take a look at this guy’s KONEK.  Oh, by the way, he is an UMNO member.  His father is also an UMNO member.

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Asking a Tudung Girl to Suck You

This is not the work of fantasy.  This is real.  I have been working in Malaysia for many years and I found that UMNO Malay women especially the ones with tudungs are good fuck and they suck well.

Every time I fuck these women, they will say “Aduh! Sakit Bang”.  Being a foreigner, at first my Bahasa was really bad.  I thought she asked me to suck her tits.  Anyways,  to cut the story short, UMNO Malay women are good fuck.  You just need to know how to get laid by them.

This is a video of my Malay ex-girlfriend from Malaysia who sucked me real good.

http://www.malaysiayoutube.com/play.php?vid=250

Ini bukanlah cerita yang karut.  Ini adalah benar. Saya dah lama berkerja di Malaysia dan saya mendapati orang UMNO Melayu khususnya yang bertudung sedap dijolok dan mereka hisap kotek dengan bagus.

Setiap kali saya memasukkan kotek saya ke dalam perempuan-perempuan orang UMNO, mereka akan menjerit, “Aduh! Sakit Bang”.  Saya seorang PENDATANG dan Bahasa Melayu saya tidaklah begitu baik.  Mula-mula saya fikir dia suruh saya “Suck” tetek dia.  Untuk memendekkan cerita saya, orang Melayu UMNO sedap dijolok.  Kamu hanya perlu tahu bagaimana caranya.

Sila lihatlah bagaimana seorang orang perempuan UMNO Melayu menghisap konek saya dalam video ini.

http://www.malaysiayoutube.com/play.php?vid=250

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The Secret To Making Money Online

The Secret To Making Money Online

There is a secret to making money online that millionaires all over the world are using, and that is this – having a database of targeted people who you have regular contact with through a weekly, bi-weekly or monthly email newsletter (e-zine). There is two reasons for the success of this method. The first reason is that you now have a (hopefully) large targeted audience of people who are all interested in the same thing (for me I have an audience of people interested in finances). The second reason is that you have a database of people who trust you.

Targeted Audience

People want to market their product to an audience who they know wants to buy their product. This is what you are creating. You are creating a targeted audience from your niche (area of interest) that you yourself can market with your products (or affiliate products…click here to read more on affiliates). This also allows you an avenue to market other people’s products. People will often spend between $0.10 – $0.25 per person to send out an advertising email to your targeted audience. If you have 10,000 people subscribing to your newsletter then you can easily make between $1,000 – $2,500 for each email you send (and you could send about one per week)

Trusting Audience

Studies have shown that people are more likely to buy from someone they trust than someone they don’t know at all. If you have an audience who you have contact with each week then they will come to know you and trust you. When they trust you they are more likely to take your advice and buy things from you…then you can make some money.

Now that you know the benefits of building a database and sending out a weekly newsletter let me show you
How to Build a Weekly Newsletter:

Join a Database Service

Many hosting sites have database services built into them from which you can collect names and send emails however their options are limited and can often take a lot of time to manage. There are many services online which offer you easy management of your database and many options for sending emails.
I would recommend to steer clear of the free databases, because even though they are free, they are limited and also your database is owned by them (not you). YOU WANT TO OWN YOUR DATABASE! and on many of the free services you cannot transfer your database to another service. So sometimes it pays to pay.
I use a service called Constant Contact and I would recommend it to anyone.

Have a Signup Form On Your Website

Your website attracts people (known as traffic). Your goal is to somehow convert your traffic into subscribers of your newsletter. In order to do this you need to have a simple signup form on your website where people can sign up for your newsletter. Have a link of every page of your website to a ’sales page’ which pitches your newsletter and gives people a way to sign up. Your goal should be to get 10,000 names…with 10,000 names you can easily become a millionaire.

Give Away Something Free

This is one of the most effective tools to get people to sign up for your website. People love free things and will happily sign up to receive your newsletter to get whatever you are offering. I currently offer a free report on my website as a reward for signing up…hopefully soon I will offer something of more value for free (an e-book or an audio teaching cd)

Send a Weekly Newsletter

Now that you have people’s names you need to be in constant contact with them (I recommend once per week, some people send newsletters bi-weekly or monthly). Send them a newsletter relevant to the website they signed up from. Give away FREE information in these newsletters. I know…you might be thinking how can I make money by giving away things…but you will. Give your people great content that helps their lives, make your newsletter valuable to them so they look forward to reading it every week.

Not Too Bad, Not Too Good

Offer content that is valueable to the reader. The worst thing that you can have is an email where people delete it straight away because they know it is useless to them. So have good content
The next worse thing is for someone to ’save’ the email because the content is too long, or too good to read now. So offer them good content but content that is easy to read and not too valuable.

So now that you know how to get subscribers and how to send out a weekly email lets go through the thing you will really really want to know and that is

How to Make Money From a Weekly Newsletter:

Run Advertising

You can run advertising on your newsletter and charge people for the ads you put in their. You can put ads which are 2-5 lines long, or you could put simple classifieds in your newsletter. Depending on how many people you have as subscribers you can charge accordingly. I am not exactly sure on the amount you can charge for an advertisement as I have not done it myself yet. But ask around and see.

Tip: Try to charge at a higher rate first. It is easier to lower your rate as you bargain than to raise your rate

Sell Affiliates

Instead of getting other’s to advertise their products and make lots of money on sales, why not advertise people’s products for them and then take a commission for each sale? ClickBank offers up to 75% commissions for those who refer people a product and make a sale.

This can often make you more money when you start off. For example I made $80 from selling affiliate programs but only made under $1 in my first 2 months of my website.

Send Solo Ads

I spoke about this before when we talked about a target audience. People will pay you often between $0.10-$0.25 per person to send out advertising emails to the people on your database. If you have 10,000 people then you could quite easily make $1,000-$2,500 from one email…couldn’t you?

There are many websites out there that offer this service to you (renting your database out) and to those wishing to send the emails.

Sell Your Own Products

Selling your own products is a great way to both make money and to build your database. If you have an audience that know and trust you then you can fairly easily sell an e-book or an audio teaching series. Why not offer your subscribers a discount just for them (and for this week only) to increase your sales.

Helpful Tips:

  • Make sure you grab the name and contact details of every person who buys your product so you can send them your newsletter each week.
  • Give people a commission for selling your product, then you are not just limited to your database but you are unlimited.

So this is the secret to becoming a millionaire: Having a database of 10,000 and having regular contact with them to offer them FREE information and to advertise your products, affiliate products and other people’s products to make an income.

What Is The Stock Market

What Is The Stock Market

What is the stock market? This is a great question. Being a budding stock investor myself I went on a search for an answer to the question “What is the stock market”. I believe that what I have found will help any beginner in understanding what the stock market it and how it works.

WHAT IS THE STOCK MARKET?

The word stock simply refers to a supple. You can have a stock of anything you want (from pencils in your pencil case, to clothes on your wardrobe). In the financial market stock refers to a supply of money that a company has raised. This supply comes from people who have given the company money in the hope that the company will make their money grow.

A market is a public place where things are bought and sold. The term “stock market” refers to the business of buying and selling stock. The stock market is not a specific place, though some people use the term “Wall Street”—the main street in New York City’s financial district—to refer to the U.S. stock market in general.

WHY DO COMPANIES SELL STOCK?

If a company wants to grow and expand then they need money to do that. They might need money to build factories, or shops or to hire more workers. In order to do that they need money, they could go to the bank and get a loan but then they would be in large amounts of debt. Instead, they can sell the business to get more money, but continue to control the business. How? They sell it to hundreds and even thousands of people in what is known as shares.

If you have a pie and you cut it into 100 pieces (it must be a pretty big pie), then each person would have a ”share” of the pie. It is the same with companies. Companies sell shares to people. Say a company sells 100 shares and you own 1 share then you would own 1% of the business. People who buy the stock (or the shares) are giving the company the money it needs to grow and expand.

WHY DO PEOPLE BUY SHARES?

The people who own the shares own a part of the company they have shares in. Therefore whenever the company makes money the shareholders (the people who own the stock/shares) get part of the profits that the company made. If the company makes money then the stockholders share in the profits and over time owning stock will earn people more money than leaving their money in the bank or making other

Stockholders in a company also usually have voting rights. They vote on such issues as who will be elected to the board of directors—the group of people who oversee company decisions—and whether to buy other companies. Stockholders typically have one vote for each share they own. Every vote counts, but a stockholder with 5,000 shares will have more influence on the company than someone with only one share.

WHAT ARE CAPITAL GAINS ON SHARES?

As a company makes money, the value of its stock goes up. It is similar to if you owned a restaurant. If your restaurant started off making $50,000/year then you might be able to sell it for $500,000. But say later on your restaurant was earning $100,000/year, then the resaurant might well be worth $1,000,000. It is the same with stocks, you own a percentage of that restaurant so as their profits increase your ’stock’ becomes more valuable as it is part of the business. This increase is value is called ‘capital gains’

Well I hope that helped explain some things about the stock market and I hope you now understand what the stock market is and how it works on the most basic level. Please leave any comments and questions below.

Investing In The Stock Market For The Long Run

Investing In The Stock Market For The Long Run

My mum always told me “You need to invest in the stock market for the long run“. My mum loves the stock market. She has all her retirement money in the stock market and she makes a fair amount of money (around 25% per year over the last 3 years). She is always trying to give me advice about the stock market and I thought I would share her number one tip with you guys today. And that is this:

“When investing in the stock market be in it for the long run, a minimum of 5 years”

This is because the stock market is constantly fluctuating, going up and down. If you only invest in the stock market for 1 year then you could get a bad year an lose a lot of money. However, if you invest over 5 years or 10 years then the stock market always eventually goes up. It averages about 11% every year. However, this year it has gone backwards and lost people a lot of money.

The stock market is a great tool for a retirement plan, or for making some extra income on this side. Many people make money from the stock market as the full time income and you can do this too if you want, it just takes some training, some practice and a lot of determination. But the stock market is perfect for a long term investment such as retirement, or a college fund, or saving up for a house in the future.

Here are some tips about investing in the stock market for the long run.

Have a long term goal

Many people want to get rich quick. But few people ever do. Have a long term wealth goal that is achieveable. Have something you can diligently work towards and that you can achieve and be happy with. Don’t set something too high (like I often do), but set something achievable and attainable.

Be in it for the long run. Don’t just try to make $10,000 in your first month. Try and make $1,000,000 in 20 years. The longer you are in the stock market the more it works for you because you begin to earn interest on your interest. As you earn more interest you earn more money, when you stocks go up or you get some dividends then re-invest it back it. Watch your money grow and grow and grow until you are wealthy. But have a long term goal…not just a short term daydream.

Buy, buy, buy on a consistent basis

The stock market will go up and it will go down, but you need to invest on a consistent basis. If you invest money in the stock market every month, then even when the stock market drops it is not bad for you because you have an opportunity to buy at the low points and make money. If you just invest once, then maybe it might crash for a bit and you have to wait for it to go back up again. If you invest all the time then you get to experience the highs of when the stock market shoots up and you also get to take advantage of the lows and buy stock cheap and make more money.

Don’t have unrealistic expectations

I covered this a tiny bit in point #1, but don’t have unrealisitic expectations of the time it will take, the percentage you will get and the overall money you will make. Have a realisitic goal that you can diligently work towards, don’t just have a daydream about how you want to make $1,000,000 in 5 days from the stock market. Remember being in it for the long run is the key to success in the stock market.

Have realistic expectations so you won’t get disappointed and give up, if you have realistic expectations then you can celebrate your successes and be motivated to continue on your long term journey towards wealth.

So if you want to invest in the stock market, stop thinking just short term and invest in the stock market for a long period of time, at least 5 years.

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